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royreiddotca:

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via fake-mermaid)

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi, via phobias)

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thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

(via parkingstrange)

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

(via condom)

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf, via phobias)

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the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

(via irishfangirlshipper)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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ostolero:

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when parents walked in on a gay love scene

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